Midlife Crisis, the Podcast

Bathwater Soap, Nipple Bras, and NBA Finals | Midlife Crisis Ep. 12

Episode 12 of the Midlife Crisis Podcast brings the laughs and the takes as we dive into everything from pop culture to personal rants. We kick things off reacting to Sydney Sweeney's viral “bathwater” soap collab with Dr. Squatch and Kim Kardashian’s pierced nipple bra from Skims. Then it’s on to casting rumors around the Zelda movie, the absurdity of financing Taco Bell orders through Klarna and rising homeownership age stats among other things.
 
There's talk of Netflix rescuing Sesame Street, AI's role in creativity, and a lukewarm review of the toy-based shooter Hypercharge. In entertainment, we review the Lilo & Stitch live-action remake and share our take on The Last of Us and You season finales.
In sports, we preview the NBA Finals (Thunder vs. Pacers), react to TNT losing Inside the NBA, and discuss why SGA may not be exciting despite being dominant. A hot take on how cleaning habits can make or break relationships leads into their usual closer: what’s hurting this week. Plus, a Tulum trip recap and a farewell to Around the Horn round things out.
 
Finally, an interesting 5v5 draft this week to say the least... LOLZ

NBA Playoffs, Aura, and Prostate Exams | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 11

In this episode, we kick things off debating the greatest hip-hop ad-libs of all time—because obviously that’s more important than anything else happening in the world. We break down the NBA Playoffs, revisit the chaos of Gen Z slang (“aura”), and talk about the kind of health checkups no one likes to think about - cough for me... Prostate Exams. We also dive into Snoop Dogg’s new album and release party, Morgan Wallen’s massive 37-track drop, and what streaming platform we think is best, and why it's Netflix. Plus, we talk about foldable phones, Airbnb’s new on-demand services, and why Adrian sucks at sleeping. It’s a mix of pop culture, music, sports, and millennial life—with just the right amount of overthinking.

Disneyland Draft, GTA VI, & Why I Missed My Eagle Putt | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 10

In Episode 10, we draft our favorite Disneyland and California Adventure rides in a starting five showdown that might ruin friendships. We break down the hype behind GTA VI, the comeback of Reebok with Shaq and AI, and the chaos of parenting in 2025 (spoiler: we’re winging it). There’s talk of the Golden Globes adding a podcast category, the bizarre rise of China’s “Labubu” toy, and a rundown of summer movies we’re actually excited for. In sports, we cover NBA playoff drama, Paul Pierce’s barefoot walk of shame, and the legend of the accountant-looking hooper on the Warriors. We wrap things up with what hurts this week (our aging bodies), what feels good (surprisingly, work?), and a reminder that unsolicited advice still sucks. Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe relive your childhood one theme park ride at a time.

The Clippers In Hell, Side Chicks, & Rap Legends | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 9

We’re back—mics barely working, beers in hand, arguing like it’s 2007. First up: the internet’s greatest question—can 100 regular dudes beat a silverback gorilla? (No one cares.) From there, we dive into CPG trends like protein-everything, Gen Z getting fired at record speed, $10 In-N-Out meals (tragic), Bill Belichick’s eyebrow-raising girlfriend situation ( She's HOT) , and a CEO who risked it all for his side chick’s coffee company - #relatable.
We also break down:
Kendrick vs. Drake: the beef one year later
GTA 6 getting delayed again (LOL)
Skype’s official death (RIP teenhood video calls)
Thunderbolts, The Bear, The Last of Us & more TV takes
Clippers collapse, Lakers fizzle, Pop retires like a boss
And the most important debate of the night:🔊 Our 5v5 Draft of Top Rappers from 2000–2010 🔥 (Yes, there were hot takes. Yes, someone picked Nelly.)

Beer, Bad Takes, and 100 Men vs. a Gorilla | Midlife Crisis Ep. 8

We're back with another episode recording! We kick things off with a chaotic mic check, a cold beer, and a deep debate: could 100 men really beat a gorilla? (Spoiler: opinions are split.)Then we dive into pop culture, sports, and hot takes—breaking down Shaduer Sanders' NFL Draft drama, YouTube’s 20th anniversary, Nike’s After Dark Race Series, the nationwide ban on artificial dyes, and the world's first sperm race (yes, you read that right).In sports, we cover the Clippers’ heartbreaking playoff loss, Lakers struggles, the NBA playoff picture, and why challenges might be ruining sports.On the entertainment side, we discuss The Last of Us, You season 5, Wednesday season 2 news, the Malcolm in the Middle revival, the Ghost of Tsushima sequel, and whether country music just hits harder after 30.We wrap it all up with our “5v5 Disney Channel Draft” and a few “hot takes” you won't want to miss.
Tune in for laughs, debates, and just the right amount of overthinking.

Vampires, Golf Swings and Wrestlemania | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 7

Vampires, Golf Swings and Wrestlemania | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 7
Jeff returns from a chaotic WrestleMania weekend in Vegas—raspy voice and all—to break down the highs, lows, and fan beefs in the stands. We dive into the return of wrestling in pop culture, John Cena’s win at Wrestlemania 41, and the real cost of being a superfan. Then it’s spoiler-heavy reactions to The Last of Us Season 2, Episode 2, show love to Ryan Coogler’s new film Sinners. We round it out with a few hot takes and do a 5v5 draft of our top 90s childhood movies. Who’s got the ugliest golf swing in your friend group? Let us know.

Take Me to Space: Coachella, Rory, and Reality TV Chaos | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 6

Take Me to Space: Coachella, Rory, and Reality TV Chaos | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep 6
This week, we’re back with full energy and no hangovers—finally. We kick things off with a cold open at Augusta National and spiral into everything from Coachella FOMO and T-Pain’s set, to WrestleMania predictions and $25 sandwiches. We debate if we’re too old for Coachella, talk about Blue Origin’s space flight with Katy Perry, and dream up business ideas like floating funerals in space.
In pop culture, we cover the new Ryan Coogler film Sinners, Netflix’s cringey live balloon dating show, and the return of The Last of Us. Adrian shares his White Lotus binge and we both get nostalgic about our first movie theater jobs. On the sports side, we go deep into The Masters—Rory’s emotional win, the playoff tension, and our 5v5 fantasy scores. Then we close with some NBA playoff questions?
Hot takes fly: dumb people should stop getting famous, and all events should take your phone at the door. Plus, a fresh “What Hurts This Week” featuring a beard, a comedy show, and an unexpected Linguini comparison.

AI Dating, Lil Wayne's Comeback, and the Wildest Masters Picks | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 5

In this episode of the Midlife Crisis Podcast, we dive into a variety of topics from pop culture to personal stories. We start with a conversation about Tinder's AI-powered dating game and the impact of technology on real-life interactions. The discussion then shifts to the excitement, or our lack of, around Lil Wayne's upcoming album Carter 6 and Six Flags' decision to close Superman. From there, we explore the latest in the gaming world, including the announcement of the Switch 2 and some heated opinions on Mario Kart. The guys also reflect on their thoughts about current TV shows like Severance and White Lotus, before breaking down the news about the new Spider-Man live-action movie and the ongoing bidding war for TikTok. Sports chatter includes a wild ACL injury during a Hawks game and a discussion of the Masters golf tournament picks. The episode wraps up with a heartwarming moment about Autism Awareness Day and a lighthearted “What Hurts This Week” segment.
It’s a fun ride through pop culture, personal anecdotes, and hot takes—tune in for a mix of humor and insight!

Arizona Boys Trip, Avengers Doomsday, and Cartoon Drafts | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 4

Ep. 4 – Arizona Boys Trip, Avengers Doomsday, and Cartoon Drafts
We’re back from a chaotic Arizona weekend and trying to survive the aftermath. In this episode, we break down our favorite current events: Napster’s $207M comeback, Avengers casting rumors, ChatGPT’s new AI art feature, Stephen A. vs. LeBron, Sydney Sweeney’s breakup, and Netflix’s wild new dating show. We also share our midlife moments from the boys trip (tequila regrets, golf fails, and one legendary chip-in), plus a hot take on why trailers are ruining movies.
To close it out, we draft our top 5 favorite 90s/early 2000s cartoons—things get nostalgic real quick.
🎧 Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe hydrate while you’re at it.

Lunchables, Flat Tires & March Madness | Midlife Crisis Podcast Ep. 3

This week, we run through the latest in pop culture, sports, and our unfiltered takes on everything from pickup basketball to Snow White flopping at the box office. We break down Forever 21’s downfall, Bobby Hundreds’ new role at Disney, and why John Cena’s wrestling promo went viral. Plus, we get into March Madness, Shohei Ohtani’s Fortnite collab, and the absurdity of Klarna financing DoorDash orders.
 
Segments This Week:
Current Events & Culture: Forever 21’s bankruptcy, viral fitness influencers, & nostalgic brands disappearing.
Sports: NCAA Tournament drama, MLB’s international moves, and the debate over NIL deals in college basketball.
Hot Takes: Why Snow White missed the mark, how pickup basketball gets way too serious, and why sending memes isn’t real friendship.
What Hurts This Week: A brutal flat tire story & a broken jump shot crisis.
The 5v5 Draft: The ultimate childhood lunchbox snacks showdown—Lunchables vs. Gushers, Twinkies vs. Shrek Gogurt. Who wins?